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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

"Four and one sixth. Four point one six six."

Just overheard that. Two fat tourists talking about Hawaii's sales tax- trying to figure out whether or not they got ripped off by the general store where they bought souvenirs... chocolate covered macadamia nuts.

She's wearing skin-tight fatty-material pants. I don't know what that material is made of- 80% cotton 20% lycra??? it is a pale tan color, if that makes sense- the color her skin would be if it wasn't mottled red. She walks like a penguin. Her legs spread wide apart as they pass each other so her inner thighs don't rash up... I suppose it lessons the chance of the material catching on fire, too. She just finished her diet Coke.


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