South Park and the flushed Koran

I can't wait for South Park to do Isikoff... Maybe Cartman will convince a reporter a deadly virus is going to kill everyone unless the mayor shoots Mr. Garrison dead. After she kills Mr. Garrison Cartman will say he had two sources, some guy he overheard talking and Chef, who refused to say whether it was true or not.

Flashback to some dude saying AIDS is an epidemic and gay men are more likely to catch it, and Chef telling Cartman he was too busy to talk.

The best think about this is watching and reading and hearing the lefties scream "Much ado about nothing! No story here!" Abu Ghraib was the invasion of Poland but this ain't nothing. Rumsfeld should be quartered and hung because he didn't foresee the need for more armored Humvees early enough but Isikoff couldn't be expected to know anything bad would happen. Bush = Hitler because John Bolton put his hands on his hips and yelled at an incompetent ass once but the brouhaha about inflaming the "Arab Street" (oh yeah that doesn't exist anymore, not since it turned out that the street WANTED the US to invade Iraq but was afraid to say so when Saddam's lackeys would have killed them for saying so) is just a rightwing attempt to mask the REALLY IMPORTANT news of the day which is that there are some places in Iraq that still suck, though less than they sucked 3 years ago, but who cares because Bush said it was about WMD alone (even though that's a stupid lie).

The left is always wondering why it loses elections- never seeming to grasp that putting its hands over its ears and screaming doesn't stop the ELECTORATE from hearing the other side of the story.

Left- There's no leftwing bias in the MSM.
Right- Dude, look at Isikioff's decision to-
Left: LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!
NANNY NANNY POO POO! NANNY NANNY POO POO!!
Right- (under his/her breath) Geeze.
Left: SCREEEEEEEEEEE!!! SCREEEE!!!!!!!! ABAH! ABAAAAAHHHH. AAHHHHHHH
Electorate: Screw these democrats. They're nutballs.

Left- Gays should have equal rights to marry.
Right- But gays can marry people of the opposite sex, same as straights. And straights can't marry people of the same sex either... We're talking about redefining the defini-
Left- WHOOOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOA! (breath) HAGADAGAH!HAGADAGAH!
Right- (under his/her breath) Oh great... come on I'm trying to talk-
Left- YABADABADOOO!!!! YABADABADOO!!! YABADABBADOOOOOOOO!!!
Electorate: I'm for gay marriage but not if I have to put screaming Deanies into power. Ugh...

Scream away my lefty friends. After all, you're in a hole so the best thing to do is continue digging.