Buy CLOWN. If it was a shoe The Manolo would say...

The Manolo likes the CLOWN for its comfort, look, and ruggedness.

What CLOWN looks like.

There it is, CLOWN, in the flesh- well, a picture of the flesh, well, a picture of the paper.

Anyway.. Here's the link if you'd like to purchase it.

That' is http://www.lulu.com/content/182896 for those who prefer to cut and paste into their browser.