BAD Christian!!! BAD! BAD!

First we're repped by the Weavers, who constantly whine about how they are put upon and how people are rude to them when they are the problem. ALWAYS. In case you don't know who the Weavers are they are the family in The Amazing Race whose husband/father was killed in an auto accident. The mom is a strange combination of wonderful, to her kids, and annoying and rude and defensive and nutso, to everybody else. The two daughters are big boned and they talk about how awesome they are because they are Christian while wearing, get this, skin-tight t-shirt material shorts that end about 3/5ths of the way up the thigh when the waistbands aren't rolled DOWN. But they are rolled down, so... aghh.

And of course they are of that generation that thinks skin-tight shirts that expose mid-riffs are cool, and being fat should not stop one from being cool, even if the result is disgusting. The youngest child, a boy, has not yet been ruined by this family. Hopefully, when he pulls the kind of stupid attitude his sisters pull, the kids at his school will beat him up and snap him out of it. Don't get me wrong. I like him. I want the best for him- and that would be it. Of course the mom might home-school him then...

Anyway, those are the reality-show Christians I was aware of, and I was bummed.

Now we're repped by this crazy fatty. You know, I can see it. You've got God, you've got love, you've got... I mean you don't really need approval, you know? GOD loves you! What do you care about what America thinks, right?

BUT WTF! YOU ARE ACTIVELY DISCOURAGING OTHER PEOPLE FROM GOING TO GOD BY BEING SUCH FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!! YOU GIVE US A BAD NAME! BE NOBLE AND MAGNANIMOUS AND BRAVE!!! DON'T BE PETTY STUPID ASSHOLES!!! AGGGHHHHH!!!!

That is all.